Neil Jones
Military Relations
I am Neil C. Jones. I am a photographer.
I hate creamed corn and all species of fish. I can disassemble and reassemble an M-16A2 assault rifle blindfolded in less than two minutes. I like the smell of newly cut grass and the sound of an approaching storm. My cat has no tail, but I have webbed toes. I do not own a cell phone, and I have to wind my watch manually every other day. Don't call me 'sir.' I was a staff sergeant in the Army, and I worked for a living. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of cinema, and I can link Vanilla Ice to Kevin Bacon in two moves. I like bananas on a PBJ sandwich and ketchup on macaroni and cheese. I found my wife, my house and a vintage 1982 GI Joe lunchbox all on the internet. I've re-read this paragraph more than 50 times looking for spelling errors. I haven't found any, but I know there's at least won. I have seen the steppes of Mongolia, suffered the Korean Crud, sung in Westminster Abbey, been hung over in Tokyo, partied in Prague, sunbathed in Okinawa, stood on the shores of the Loch Ness, danced in Vienna and marched in a parade along the Blue Danube, and that's not bad for a kid from Dover, Delaware.
http://studentpages.scad.edu/~njones22/index.htm
I hate creamed corn and all species of fish. I can disassemble and reassemble an M-16A2 assault rifle blindfolded in less than two minutes. I like the smell of newly cut grass and the sound of an approaching storm. My cat has no tail, but I have webbed toes. I do not own a cell phone, and I have to wind my watch manually every other day. Don't call me 'sir.' I was a staff sergeant in the Army, and I worked for a living. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of cinema, and I can link Vanilla Ice to Kevin Bacon in two moves. I like bananas on a PBJ sandwich and ketchup on macaroni and cheese. I found my wife, my house and a vintage 1982 GI Joe lunchbox all on the internet. I've re-read this paragraph more than 50 times looking for spelling errors. I haven't found any, but I know there's at least won. I have seen the steppes of Mongolia, suffered the Korean Crud, sung in Westminster Abbey, been hung over in Tokyo, partied in Prague, sunbathed in Okinawa, stood on the shores of the Loch Ness, danced in Vienna and marched in a parade along the Blue Danube, and that's not bad for a kid from Dover, Delaware.
http://studentpages.scad.edu/~njones22/index.htm
Neil Jones